Itsy Bitsy Spider

This morning I found an Itsy Bitsy Spider crawling around on my bedroom wall. I wanted to ignore it and have it disappear, but then decided that the spider would mostly likely end up some place where I did not want it, breed, and then there would be a TON of them. I then decided to rid myself of the spider. I went to go look at it. Once I took that closer look, I realized that my spider was not so itsy bitsy and had a whitish blue dot on it. It looked something like this(except for the color of the dot):

I decided that a common Kleenex tissue would NOT work so I went to grab our "spider vacuum" in the basement. This poor vacuum has sucked up more spiders than anything else in its long life. I was just going to add another victim to its list.

As I got closer to it, I decided that the hole that you suck it up in, seemed smaller than it did at a first glance. The spider kept moving, so I decided that perhaps I should spray the spider to keep it from moving too much. I ran down to my sister's room again to grab her spider spray and the only thing that I could find was Lysol-Neutra Air---the citrusy smell kind. I decided that anything was good enough for my purpose. I ran up to my room again and saw that the spider was now on my ceiling. I am washing my bedding and such, so I just moved my bed and everything under that spot just in case the spider decided to make an escape. I sprayed the spider and it slowly and ominously made its decent from the ceiling. On the floor it just sat there so I made a quick move for the spider and vacuumed it up. Now the spider will live a wonderful life in the sealed-up spider vacuum. :)
I decided to show how large the spider was by putting mancalla pieces in a pile to show the approx. size. The yellow and blue pieces are how big the spider appeared to be.

I decided that the spider probably came from outside. Intelligent; am I not? ha ha ha.... I really am guessing that the spider lived around this spider web outside my window. I've never actually seen a spider out there, but that doesn't mean none lived there. Now, you're probably wondering why I didn't get rid of the spider web.
I don't know if you can tell from the picture above, but in the spider web there are dried flowers. I thought that the flowers were cute and harmless. Ha ha ha..wow...I'll go pull down the spider web. I admit, I get a bit sentimental about the WEIRDEST things.

Now my room is spiderless (I hope at least), smells like orange stuff, and is perfectly good to do anything that I desire. :)

There's my interesting (if you can call it that) story of the day. Have a wonderful day everyone!